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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Distractions Can Be Deadly!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, coming home from church on Christmas Eve… no, no, wait.  That’s not right. For some reason that song has been stuck in my head for days. Actually, Grandma got beat up by a bike!  Boom, it was that quick.  As my bleeding flesh lay face-down on that filthy …

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